Eurovision is back again!

Every year I say I won't watch it again, and every year I get sucked in again. I've already watched the two semi-finals, and am already picking my favourites for tomorrow nights battle.
I know UK won't win, and I know I'll be frustrated by the block voting that has nothing to do with the music. I also know that, now that the 'powers that be' take it seriously, the best Eurovision songs will have been knocked out in the semi-finals. But it is still very addictive viewing.

Thanks to the 'European Cleansing' here's 5 things you won't see in the programme tomorrow...

FIVE THINGS YOU WON'T SEE ON EUROVISION TOMORROW NIGHT...
1. Jack Sparrow and a woman whose eyes tell you that she does not take rejection well.
http://youtu.be/Cb46Mhy_mCI

2. Auntie Gladys interrupting her son's BF Gypsy wedding song.
http://youtu.be/Vi1VYsOUCsY

3. The girl who sung the Facebook Song last year, having her clothes ripped off to reveal...
http://youtu.be/YirZIBi2vnY

4. The band's grandad, who really doesn't know where he is, forced to join the group just so they can claim the world's oldest entrant.
http://youtu.be/nH34iARVI-s

5. The Jedward Tribute band.
http://youtu.be/xze_ilAXwWE

And here are my favourites for the evening, in order of appearance...

1 France

4 Finland

6 Belgium

8 Belarus

9 Malta

14 Romania